The wisdom of a wise man

[beammeupscotty]

IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM OR YOU NEED WISE ADVISE OR YOU WANT TO KNOW THE ANSWER TO A QUESTION THAT OTHERS CANT ANSWER...ASK ME...I HAVE NOT LAID EYES ON ANY OTHER THAT HAD THE WISDOM GOD GAVE TO ME...

I WILL ANSWER ONLY SERIOUS AND HONEST QUESTIONS TO HELP OUT THOSE WHO NEED HELP OR TO ENLIGHTEN THOSE WHO SEEK LIGHT.

Beammeup Scotty

 

[barman]

Being as your thread Topic is not about Politics in the news, finance or current events in the news, we're moving the thread here to where it may be more well received

 

[BronxCheer+]

is Usher a good cologne?

 

[beammeupscotty]

is usher a good cologne?

no

 

[BronxCheer+]

ty, my second question is will Jack be back?

 

[beammeupscotty]

You would have to ask someone that can predict the future of Jack that question. I dont think that even Jack would 100% know the answer to that question ...even if you asked him. God would know the answer to that question...but i dont think you will get one from him if you go ask him.

So i would say...your guess is as good as it gets...if Jack is coming back.

 

[MikeB]

You would have to ask someone that can predict the future of Jack that question. I dont think that even Jack would 100% know the answer to that question ...even if you asked him. God would know the answer to that question...but i dont think you will get one from him if you go ask him.

So i would say...your guess is as good as it gets...if Jack is coming back.

Yes or no would have done the trick.


Thanks for the book.

 

[MikeB]

Does beammeupscotty have no life so he has to take phrases from a TV show that is 40 years old?

 

[beammeupscotty]

Yes or no would have done the trick.


Thanks for the book.

Done the trick for whom...you...if you had asked the question...i would have said a simple...

MAYBE

 

[beammeupscotty]

Does beammeupscotty have no life so he has to take phrases from a TV show that is 40 years old?

If you have already decided i have no life...then why the fuck do you ask me

I guess you are letting all the the people on here that are not as smart as you...that i have no life that i have to do what i do


They say thank you.

 

[ScottL]

Are you still beating your wife?

 

[beammeupscotty]

Are you still beating your wife?

Yes...I check mate her everytime.

 

[beammeupscotty]

Next

 

[tatehill2000]

Is it true the crazier the bitch, the better in bed she is? and if so, does that make Brittny spears the best fk ever?

ty wise one

tater

 

[MikeB]

Did you dress up as a Star Trek character when you went to see the new movie this morning?

 

[ScottL]

Do you still wear your wife's bra and panties?

 

[kingbill]

Were they ever able to save the gerbil from your anus or were you forced to buy your kids a new pet?

 

[beammeupscotty]

is it true the crazier the bitch, the better in bed she is? And if so, does that make brittny spears the best fk ever?

ty wise one

tater

1. No

2. No

 

[kingbill]

Have you ever sucked a dick you didn't like? Or found one you couldn't fit inside?

1. No

2. No

 

[ScottL]

Were they ever able to save the gerbil from your anus or were you forced to buy your kids a new pet?

They should have left the gerbil inside to keep him from talking.